| Trait | Value | Rarity | Have it | Trait floor |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fur | Albino | epic1.3% | 117 / 8,907 | ₳ 700 |
| Hat | Brain | epic1.1% | 99 / 8,907 | ₳ 500 |
| Back | Lute | epic1.6% | 140 / 8,907 | ₳ 397 |
| Eyes | White | epic3.7% | 331 / 8,907 | ₳ 500 |
| Town | Cambria | epic1.3% | 115 / 8,907 | ₳ 475 |
| Mouth | White Classy Beard | legendary0.3% | 27 / 8,907 | ₳ 600 |
| Votes | 1 | common88.8% | 7,912 / 8,907 | ₳ 90 |
| Region | East Goof | rare6.0% | 532 / 8,907 | ₳ 299 |
| Ability | Foresight | epic1.1% | 100 / 8,907 | ₳ 500 |
| Clothes | Invisibility Cloak | legendary0.2% | 15 / 8,907 | ₳ 1,500 |
| Holding | Gopherite Staff | legendary0.4% | 34 / 8,907 | ₳ 1,500 |
| Location | Meadows | legendary0.3% | 24 / 8,907 | ₳ 1,500 |
| Profession | Oracle | epic1.1% | 100 / 8,907 | ₳ 500 |
| Kingdom Score | 88 | epic1.2% | 110 / 8,907 | ₳ 700 |